Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Hair Pugs

...Can you spell 'EW'?



Watching Sex and City, season 2, there was this episode featuring a man with strange alien things protruding from his forehead.

To which Breeann asked, with a mixture of confusion and what I think is disgust, "Are those hair plugs?"


...But what is a hair plug?

Well, according to this website "hair plug surgery and it entails the removal of skin with live hair follicles from one part of the body medically referred to as the donor site to another balding spot on the same person’s body; this part is referred to as the recipient site" .



...So essentially, it's sort of like that surgery women have --you know, where they take fat from her arse and shove it in her lips or something.

Except, you know, it's hair from his arse......onto his head.

Mmmm...imaging caressing that during a kiss. =P

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Amidst the rattle of a lozenge being popped out of its packaging.

I can't remember what I said two minutes ago, but it was fantastic and I wish I was blogging it right now.



Yes, I watched it. I have to admit, it's not as great as the recent hype has made it out to be. It is, however, FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC!

Just you know, not that teary.

And Buzz in Espanola?! "SI!"












I woke up feeling thin again today! Does that sound too pathological?
Probably, buy hey, who isn't pathologically something these days? At least I'm not one of those freaks who think because they watch Lie to me they can read minds.

Anyway, fit into my old jeans, LOL. It was an awesome feeling. I did, however, then proceed to eat KFC chips, a Cornetto, half a packet of DORITOS and Tim Tams.

Oh, what's with the title? Well, Anson was popping a lozenge when I started typing. So this is dedicated to him.

With Love,

Was that too much?

=D

Monday, June 28, 2010

PUG is PIG with an accent.

My head hurts!

Prunes are making me experience Joe Hisaishi's "The Wind of Life" in a literal sense.

I walked into my Tafe course Info session and saw 2 other women in the room.
I felt very intimidated and ostracized. O__o

.....................

They gave us a test. One of the questions was:

A car has a cost price of 10,000. You want to sell it at a proft of 20%. What is the selling price with 10% GST?

My logic:

20% of 10,000 is 2000
10,000 + 2000 = 12,000
+ GST of 10%
10% of 12000 =

...
... 120?

Total = 12120.

....Fail.


The other day I was downloading stuff and this popped up.



Hey hey, no really! How cool is that?!


I am jealous of Nat Tran. Sigh.
Youtube superstars are so cool!

...and yet not. But I wish I was one! But you know...like nobody I actually know would know.

Lunch at Ichiban Boshi. Very awkward moment.
Wrote my name on the waiting list, turned to leave, and felt a tap on my shoulder. Saw a young asian guy through the corner of my eye and WAY irrationally this scenario popped into my head.

GUY: You're so physically attractive. Marry me?

But then in real life he says pointedly, "...uh...the pen."
I realize I walked off with it. Good going, Chloe.
..........................................................

I went hunting for something pretty, cheap and pointless.
So I bought Gremlins on DVD.
Fantastic.

=D

Breeann noticed something very political.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zReX7OpfZXY

Doesn't she look like Pauline Hanson?
......................................................................................................

Last night:

Anson swallows pills.
I think a bit and ask, "Anson, when did you last take your meds? You know you take them every four hours right?"
He answers very exasperatedly, "Duh. How many times do I have to tell you? 5:30, 9:30..." He pauses and looks very alarmed.
I finish the sentence for him.

"11:30."


I love 16 yr olds.